(Note to Family Members: Skip this post).
The other week I received a very nice email from a man asking me to do a review for the company he works for. While I mostly love emails like this, this one gave me pause.
And it's only because it was for Eden Fantasys.
Not that I'm against these sort of business, on the contrary, I love them.
I was mulling over the fact that my parents and other family members read this blog. In the end, I decided to do it, because after all, I'm a girl and what girl doesn't love sexy things?
So after pouring over their catalog and picking a very tame product (much to the hubby's chagrin) to review just in case my Mother disobeys me and reads past my caution warning.
I choose Aqua Erotica because I love books and the idea of a waterproof book made me really happy. I tend to read a lot in the shower and the end result is a mess.
From their website: (Aqua Erotica is) The first ever waterproof book for adults. This book is so unforgettably sexy that you will want to take it with you to the bath, the sauna, or the night-lit pool. 18 erotic stories that quite literally go places you never imagined books could go. Featuring today’s boldest erotic voices.
Eden Fantasys confirmed my order and had it shipped to my house super fast. So fast that when I received the package (which was completely inconspicuous. It wasn't plastered with the words sex or erotic or even Eden Fantasys, if you're worried about ordering something and keeping it on the downside).
I hopped into the shower that very night and while I loved the fact that I could hold the book under the spray and no ink ran, I was disappointed on the words.
I admit it, I've read a lot more raunchier stuff and this did nothing for me.
If you like the tamer stories then this book is definitely for you, but if you're like me and need something with a little "Omph" you might want to save your $15.99.
The fact that I didn't like the book doesn't not mean you shouldn't head on over to Eden Fantasys website and find yourself an adult toy or an erotic book, because you should... besides, their library collection has much more dirtier stuff than this.
And I intend to do the same thing.
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