Just be warned, I'm letting loose with the bad words today.
Rebecca asked on her blog if I cussed. She proclaimed to be a filthy mouth sailor and I've got a secret... I am too.
Except if I don't know you.
If I don't know you, not a foul word will pass my lips. If I don't know you, I'm going to fool you into thinking I'm a classy lady, all the while I'm probably cussing you out in my head. You being those asshole men who think they're hot shit. You, that bitchy saleslady who thinks I'm not good enough b/c I forgot to brush my hair (again), screw you you dog-faced wench.
I'm such a fan of dirty words I even drop the c-word, repeatedly (it turns my husband on).
Of course, this is not good behavior for a Mom of a 22 month old. Especially since that 22 month old is repeating what I say. Sometimes I can't hold my tongue around Roo. Sometimes I let the f bomb slip (like yesterday when I mixed three cups of flour instead of three teaspoons in my recipe).
When my angelically cute 22 month old said something that resembled that f bomb, I realized it was time to clean up my act. No more shits, bitches, whoremongers, or even craps.
I'm going to clean my mouth out with some soap.
Just around my daughter that is.
I'll leave the nasty words for where they belong, in the bedroom.
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I have the same problem. I say damn it and shit every other sentence. Half the time I don't even realize it. I got it from my aunt when I was younger and now I noticed my 3yr old saying damn it all the freakin time. So far he hasn't said it in public. Thank God!
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I, too, suffer from sailor mouth.
F bombs are dropped regularly in the presence of those that know me.
otherwise..
i'm prim and proper... :)
My four year old knows how to spell ass, so there goes that idea. ha ha Peyton also asks Larry why he says Fuckin-A all the time. I have tried to clean my mouth up some around them, but shit does slip out every now and again.
I too have a sailor mouth, but have cleaned it up a bit. My kids know all the swear words, in fact my 7 yr. old uses sh*t when he is angry, upset, or tired. It's not a good thing. My 6 yr. old can use the f bomb in a proper sentence without saying the actual word. He once said to me "F yeah" out of excitement....a word he hasn't heard from me. They are like little sponges.
LOL! I have a bad problem with cussing. I have to watch myself at work.
I haven't used the 'C' word in a really long time until today. It felt exhilarating using it today towards a lady in traffic.
I was a really bad cusser... then my husband made me pay a quarter for every word I said... after $57 later... I stopped... it was just getting irritating to hear him say "Pay up"...
Cleaning up my potty mouth was one of the hardest things I ever did. And now, when I get drunk, it all comes back to me. But since I try not to get drunk in front of the kids, it all works out. Good luck!!
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